Help bring a new kind of musical to life ā feminist, funny, and made for right now.
If you want to see and hear a new story, you canāt wait for permission ā you have to help create it
Most musicals are produced by rich men ā and even then, only 20% make a profit. This oneās different. This one belongs to you.
Donate to God Is a Woman The Musical ā and be part of the story.
God Is a Woman: The Musical : Mary Magdalene -Letās rewrite Herstory.
A womans retelling of the greatest story never told:
What if the Bible had been translated by women?
What if Mary Magdalene didnāt have an OnlyFans (though letās be honest, she wouldāve made a fortune) but instead was destined to lead a global spiritual movement?
What if the stories weāve been told for 2,000 years were wrong ā or at the very least, told by the wrong people?
God Is a Woman: The Musical reclaims history through laughter, music, and the unapologetic lens of a woman who's had enough. Itās part musical, part stand-up, part sermon ā and all heart.
Think The Book of Mormon meets Sister Actā¦ but if they were written by women, for a world in crisis.
This show has the potential to be epic. To make people laugh, cry, and think differently about everything from religion to rage to redemption.
But itās not backed by a big producer.
Itās backed by you.
If you want new stories on stage ā this is your invitation to help make one.
Who am I?
Hi, Iām Luisa ā a comedian. Last September, I sold everything I owned, left the UK, and moved to Austin, Texas with my Bernese Mountain Dog, Bernie ā all to develop this show.
Because where better to write comedy about the most slut-shamed woman in historyā¦ than bro podcast HQ?
Now Iām in Los Angeles, and I need your help to take this to the next stage.
I'm looking for:
Funding ā to grow this from stage to screen.
A team ā to support and scale the vision.
Champions and believers ā who know that if we want new stories, we have to make them ourselves.
With support from brilliant dramaturg Pippa Evans, I now have a script Iām proud of.
Why this matters now
The old systems are crumbling.
Capitalism is cracking.
Global corporatism, outdated institutions ā even Hollywood studios ā are failing, and audiences can feel it.
But something else is rising: Grassroots movements. Community. Independent art.
And we need that now more than ever.
Thatās why I want you to be my founding producers. Backed by you. One by one.
Weāre building this show together ā brick by brick.
Is this the most terrifying time to try and build something this bold in America?
Yes.
Which is exactly why it matters.
This musical is here to uplift, to disrupt, and to remind us who we truly are.
Art is revolution.
šø 7,500
Right now, I am putting my original $150,000 goal on pause.
I have a five week run in July in LA. And my savings have run out, and Bernie has been a massive dick.
So my current target is $7500
šÆ $7,500 to get through July
$5,000 = rent + stability to keep creating
$2,000 = Bernieās vet bill
(worth every cent, even if she did just eat shit the knobhead)
This isn't a huge team or a big studioāitās just me and my B, trying to make something extraordinary happen, one stage at a time.
If my work has moved you, made you laugh, helped you feel less aloneāor just reminded you that a woman can take up space without apologisingāplease consider contributing.
Your support means I can stay in LA through July, perform weekly shows, and give this musical the platform it deserves.
š° THE BREAKDOWN
š Operating Costs ā $36,000
To survive and create. Literally. Rent, bills, food, and lifeāwhile I build, rehearse and perform this show over the next six months. This show doesnāt happen unless I can afford to live while making it.
š Venue Hire + Dramaturg + Support ā $40,000
Hiring performance and rehearsal spaces, dramaturg, voice coach, show support.
š Production + Tech ā $30,000
Set, props, lighting, sound, tech gear, additional rehearsal.
ā Touring & Travel ā $25,000
Flights, van hire, accommodation, tour manager.
š£ Marketing & Outreach ā $20,000
Website, posters, digital content, press outreach, social media marketing.
š„ Filming & Documentation ā $15,000
Recording BTS, photography, editing a sizzle reel to pitch for industry support.
š” Admin, Legal & Access ā $10,000
Insurance, contracts, accessibility support, contingency costs.
How You Can Help
If this story speaks to youāif you want to be part of something radical, original, and sacredāplease consider donating.
Whether itās Ā£5, Ā£50, or Ā£5,000, your support fuels the creation of something extraordinary.
Thank you with all my heart.
Big love,
Luisa xx