"Three years ago I first previewed this idea. Eighteen months ago I sold everything I owned and moved to the States with my Bernese Mountain Dog to develop it — because I needed to be somewhere that believes in dreams.
I didn't realise that country, like the rest of the world, would be on fire.
So I came home. Where I feel safer. Where I can do this with the support of my sister, my friends — and you."
Luisa Omielan hasn't had an agent for over a decade. No team.
No industry behind her.
She had an audience of women going feral at the Edinburgh Free Fringe in 2012
— and she built everything from that.
Six specials. Self-funded. Self-produced. Every single one.
A BBC documentary. An Amazon Prime special. A Radio 4 series.
A BAFTA Breakthrough — the first comedian in history to receive one.
Now she's making a musical about the most slut-shamed woman in history.
With no big producer. Because she never needed one.
She had you.
This is the anti-establishment show. Made by an independent artist whose entire career has been built by audiences — not by industry. The old systems are crumbling. Grassroots movements are rising. This musical is part of that. You are part of that.